Vence quem passa por essa vida rindo. E se o preço que se paga por ser um pouco feliz é ser um pouco idiota, dane-se."
Tati Bernardi
A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g
My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.
….. This legit just humbled me
yep, keeping this one forever
way to put things in perspective
I’ve been using tinder wrong 💀
